January 2010
46 posts
Blast From The Past
Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
Adam: Uh-huh!
Eve: That's it?
Adam: Yes.
Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?
Me vs Conscience
Conscience : Bro srsly, it's been 60 hrs since you left the house. GTFO and do something
Me : Like what ?
Conscience : I dunno
Me : ...........
Conscience : You suck
WIN !
8 years old me wouldn't wanna go home
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where...
– Mitch Hedberg
13938.) I don't want to wait anymore. I want to be...
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Best way to start a new year : Driving fast with the windows down, drinking...
December 2009
20 posts
So yeah, here's some evidence from last night
The guys
Scene of the crime
The deeds (These are the things that are caught on the camera. We didn’t capture the moments of lunatic dancing, the trolley race, the sneaking around like some secret agent, the reckless driving around the parking lot, the mess we made in the closed Starbucks counter or the attempts to break into the check-in counters in Terminal 2)
“Mas,...